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17 Totally Pink Camo Products
Pink camo: It’s perhaps the most nonsensical color combination of all time.
Soldiers and hunters coat themselves in camouflage to conceal their location. Barbies and tweens paint on pink to do just the opposite. Next to yellow and orange, pink is the most head-turning hue on the planet. And when combined with camo, it creates a baffling fashion statement.
So baffling, in fact, we couldn’t help but notice an influx of pink camo items on the market during the last few years. Here are the highlights of what we uncovered.
Pacific Play Tents ($69.99) – A most certain un-discreet way to join the “frontline of fun,” as their product description states.
Flask ($27.99) – No need to disguise your predilection to alcohol.
Ceiling Fan ($207) – Because nothing needs more concealment than a ceiling fan?
Cake – For some reason this does not look delicious. Perhaps it’s too reminiscent of Play-Doh and Pepto-Bismol.
Western Saddle Cover ($9.95) – Giddy up, camo cowboys!
Bikini ($18.99) – Another classic. Actually it’s probably the first thing you think of when pink camo comes to mind.
CHI Flat Iron ($87.99) – For the traditionalist, this hair crisper also comes in blue camo.
Bazoongi Pink Camo Bouncer ($81.06) – Jump around on this 48-inch mini trampoline. It’s built for toddlers with rust-resistant steel and rubber capped legs.
Insulated Bibs – If you’ve been dying to get your kids into pink camo overalls, you’re too late. Unfortunately the insulated bib is completely sold out.
Small Fuf Chair ($69.99) – In its product description it states that this chair is “the most comfortable chair on earth.” However, earth is not capitalized, so they cannot possibly mean the entire planet. Right?
iPad Skin ($25) – For those of us who are cool enough to afford the luxury of an iPad, why not make it even more decadent with a splash of pinkness.
Rain Boots ($22.95) – Another item for the kiddos, these boots will take you puddle hopping in style.
Dog Boots ($17) – Yes, if your dog is going to wear a tank top, footwear is also a requirement. Especially if it matches.
Fancy Dress – We could see J. Lo in this for the Oscars. Or maybe it would be more appropriately worn by Pink? But most definitely not by this guy.
Bedding ($109.95) – Sweet dreams in even sweeter sheets.
Booty Camp Undies ($9.99) – Clever, right? We’ll let the ladies be the judge of that.
What do you think of pink camouflage? Does it get a thumbs up or down?